By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

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Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
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sjisje 0

did the penis talk back?

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roxyluv 0

frikin hilarious !!! I had no idea guys do this in their spare time XD

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charbz 0

this is great. I am so gonna try this

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Isumbella 0

You left out the part where it talked back

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RuggerPip 0

My penis, like my women, doesn't talk back.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

How is this a FYL? How did it even make it on here?

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OnlyAvailableID 28

Today, I heard my wife entering, so I hid my girlfriend in the closet, saying stuff to her. My wife now thinks I talk to my dick. FML

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nikkired 0

It cracks me up when guys do that. Did his penis answer ?

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cristy91 33

Lol, I think the fml depends more on what he said to it. Not fml "you're so strong, your seed can penetrate concrete! I know that when my wife get home, you will perform your duty till she is satisfied" Yes fml "I'm sorry little buddy, you heard what the doctor said. I know it stings, but I have to rub this cream when the bumps come out. Don't hide, I command you!" Second is clearly worse.

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PhoenixMuffin 12

How is this a bad thing? If I had a penis I would talk to it too :)

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suffokateslowly 0

lol and what kind of things would u say to it??

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dirtyoldman27560 0

was he using sign language?

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KatyB_fml 0

haha this comment is epic :)

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RedPillSucks 31

You know what the old sign for milk is?

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