Intimacy: Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a... - FML

By SCREWED - 15/07/2011 06:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

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By stillhave2years - 22/05/2013 10:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By notsurprised - 01/08/2011 12:55 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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America! F*** yeah!

By scarredforlife - 08/08/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

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HannahForbesxo 13

Friday 15 July 2011 15:44

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

dtpace 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:44

milf????

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mycookiezz 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:49

5's a party? Join them? lmao

awesome545 1

Friday 15 July 2011 15:51

call the cops and tell em that's there's a naked psycho dancing around your house.

lmaoatall 6

Friday 15 July 2011 15:51

just hide in your room. if you hear devo playing whip it, lock your door.

JJdaBAMF 0

Friday 15 July 2011 16:13

hahaha! oh man totally lol'd at that comment!

green_eggs_and_h 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:51

At least it wasn't your dad!

CountryGirl111 7

Friday 15 July 2011 16:02

ew exactly what i was thinkin!

peachesbeach 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:53

em....wow

Blackhandles 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:53

JUMP ON IT?

alpaquette91 9

Friday 15 July 2011 15:54

did you rip off you clothes and join on in?

somewizdom 15

Friday 15 July 2011 15:56

Do you happen to live in a porno?

kmckeex32 0

Friday 15 July 2011 17:13

lololol I wish

missdestinfl2010 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:59

ohh come on! atleast it wasn't your dad! and they aren't extremely overweight..

alpaquette91 9

Friday 15 July 2011 18:31

how do you know they aren't extremely over weight ?

krysxkatastrophe 14

Friday 15 July 2011 16:05

She has Disco Fever. That's one of the symptoms.

kaoriblossom 8

Saturday 16 July 2011 6:55

Or perhaps Lucille is baking cookies :D

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Today, I, for some reason, was talking to my mom about money. I jokingly said that the reason we're short on cash is because of her internet porn addiction. She replied, with a straight face, "How did you know?" I'm still not sure if she's joking or not. FML

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Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML

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Today, I went to get a banana for breakfast and said to my mom, with whom I currently live at age 32 because of Covid, that I don't normally eat bananas, but it looked good. She looked at me and said, "You clearly need to get yourself a man." She's right, but jeez! Thanks mom. FML

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Today, my father, who I rarely see, drove 400 miles to my wedding. I was so happy to see him, until he got completely trashed at my reception, asked me where he could "score some weed" and told me what a bitch my mom was, and how I needed to lose weight. For over an hour. At my wedding. FML

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Today, my girlfriend is so stubborn, she refuses to admit she hates the dog she insisted she had to have 6 months ago. I also hate dogs, so I told her everything dog-related was her problem, especially the pee/poop. Everyone knows she hates the dog but she still refuses to rehome it. FML

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Today, I found out that I was denied for work study eligibility by my college. I went to my financial advisor to ask why. It wasn't my grades or attendance. Apparently my father makes too much money for me to get a job at the school. My dad was fired 3 months ago and has been out of work since. FML

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Today, after work, I was saying goodbye to my last remaining friend I worked with because she was going to be leaving for college. My manager saw me talking and made me clock back in and work because "If you have time to talk, you have time to work." FML.

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