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porcupineattack1
| 5
Well that's probably what anyone who ate the fruitcake would have done, fruitcake SUCKS.
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imp4ct
| 15
Smart dog!
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imp4ct
| 15
Smart dog!
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hellaflushfa5
| 6
Kind of sad when even your dog will throw up after eating your cooking.
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asnakelovinbabe
| 16
I think that ANYONE would throw up after eating an entire fruitcake... No matter who made it.
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mangoboy1
| 19
I think the dog is also a real bitch
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Harpy20
| 24
Use a different recipe next time.
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TheManager
| 6
Dogs eat their own shit sometimes. The recipe wasn't an issue.
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RpiesSPIES
| 27
Isn't it vomit they eat? I don't recall hearing of any [real] dog eating feces.
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kyleekay
| 25
To add onto what #20 said, Fruitcake is never good, no matter the recipe. I truly don't understand why people bother making it anymore, unless they want a festive door-stop.
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myeviltwin
| 20
I didn't think anyone made it anymore. I just figured the same couple of dozen made sometime in the 50's kept on getting regifted every year :P
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asnakelovinbabe
| 16
24..... Dogs eat their own shit, or another dog's shit all of the time. That used to be one of the leading complaints I would get at work, along with being asked how to make it stop.
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porcupineattack1
| 5
Well that's probably what anyone who ate the fruitcake would have done, fruitcake SUCKS.
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supportcommand
| 17
Agreed. I can't eat that shit either.
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red_headforlife
| 15
I've never had it! Is it really that bad??
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Misswildsides
| 22
Yes it is! Take us fellow fml'ers advice and save yourself from the horrid taste of the fruit cake.
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demonwolfmaster
| 26
Depends on who makes it, it can be dry hard and tasteless but if some one who knows how to bake can make a moist and yummy one. If i could i would send you mine since mine is moist a bit dense like a fruitcake should, but not chock full of the crappy dried fruit.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Sounds like you're advertising your chest.
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richiedbond
| 16
Omg this one almost made me fall of my chair.
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Blackcatluck
| 19
That is why we,cats shall rule your world and make dogs extinct. Then we will have all the fruit cakes we want, with fish on the side.
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lilhellian
| 26
Hey hey, we're mans best friend.. Why? Because we ended y'alls reign over egypt long ago..
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Blackcatluck
| 19
If it wasn't for you putting your noses in other people's buts we would've made this world a beautiful letterbox
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lilhellian
| 26
Beautiful for who? We don't need litter boxes..
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TheManager
| 6
Turtles!
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asnakelovinbabe
| 16
MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES, BITCHES.
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ironichalibut
| 24
Just look at my picture, if that's not one solid point for cats, I don't know what is.
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ICastillo
| 24
Turtle Power!!! You guys are both screwed the turtles have the Ninja Turtles.
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ViviMage
| 33
We all know bunnies rule the world every Easter!
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wlddog
| 14
We dogs shall not give up our spot on the bed to you cats. Far too long have we chased you away, just to give up now. Cats are pure evil.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
We dogs must stand together!
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carry_on
| 19
I think your dogs trying to say something about your cake making...
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thrAsHeRr9081
| 16
Or it could simply be the fact that the dog ate the whole damn thing. Who knows.
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MooseKnuckle5150
| 13
You deserve it for making fruitcake
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YepThatsMeee
| 23
Or YDI for having a dog. Almost every day there's an FML about some dumbass dog doing something stupid.
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Born2die
| 11
Moral of the story: DO NOT EAT FRUITCAKE
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lambda_fml
| 40
Do not make Fruitcakes rather.
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obviousboy
| 8
Shit like this is why I don't have animals.
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asnakelovinbabe
| 16
This is why I don't have FURRY animals. Snakes will never force open a gate and eat a special cake and then vomit it on the sofa.
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imagineapc
| 11
Heeeey, not all furry animals can do stuff like this! I have two dachshunds. They have short legs and can't jump as high as the counter.
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asnakelovinbabe
| 16
Yea, my brother has one of those little overgrown rats too... His name is SWAG (please, don't even get me started on that ridiculous shit) He is hilariously stubby and sometimes I wonder how they walk around without just breaking in half at the spine. I'm just waiting for one of my serpents to grow large enough. My snakes love swag. In their bellies.
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birdierising
| 16
Overgrown rats? Haha no, those dogs are bred to hunt rats. They swallow them whole, like your snakes do, but they don't need to dislocate their jaw to do so =)
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asnakelovinbabe
| 16
I'm kidding. I like dogs. I worked in the pet industry long enough that dog breeds, and dog food (their ingredients) are practically embedded in my brain. The only ones I really hate are those little yippy ankle biting teacup mixed breed abomination things. Or anything with such a smushed face and so many congenital problems it should have never been bred. Although it is the people that are to blame for that. Not the animals. Contrary to popular belief snakes do not "dislocate" their jaw. Their lower jaw has a series of bones that are not rigidly attached and the overall form is highly flexible. No dislocation involved. Just a little stretch, and then a yawn at the end.
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ICastillo
| 24
Well if the dog threw it up... I'm just saying must have been bad.
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sarah6786
| 14
He did whoever you were going to serve it to a favor.
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