Animals: Today, I came home from work, took off my shoes and laid in bed.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2017 09:18

Today, I came home from work, took off my shoes and laid in bed. I turned around just in time to see my dog chewing up my only pair of shoes. I work tomorrow with no shoes. Fml

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Misskreher 30

Monday 16 January 2017 16:18

Maybe it's the family's dog and OP just called it theirs? And dogs don't cost too much, once you get past all the shots and adoption fees, it's only about $100 a year for normal checkups, and maybe $20 a month for food.

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MsStimmer 0

Thursday 12 January 2017 9:16

If you cant affort shoes, you sure as hell cant afford a dog. I dont see why people dont get this, dogs cost a lot of money.

Misskreher 30

Monday 16 January 2017 16:18

Maybe it's the family's dog and OP just called it theirs? And dogs don't cost too much, once you get past all the shots and adoption fees, it's only about $100 a year for normal checkups, and maybe $20 a month for food.

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