By me - 23/10/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML
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Anbuntou 8

Children. Aren't they just precious...

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Comments

hnz 13

That's where you smile and kiss her with your dog crap face! A tit for a tat!

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steelers112 3

That's just gross and possibly borderline child abuse. Feel bad for your kids.

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hnz 13

Come on. It's for pure fun and laughter!

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jwade11 12

I agree completely funny!!!

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shrimp1234 4

Rate this comment down. I want to break a record

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siickman 7

Thats bull Shit.... Is your child that much of a genuis!?!?!? .. Lmfao jk but seriuosly that does suck :/

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ikickgingers 15

At least his comment didn't dislocate it's jaw in the process.

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scruffy_janitor5 1

Your daughter is an evil genius

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abluekiwi 0

I look at comment 17... And then 19... And I see... Both have the same idea but 19 is so so simple and 17... Well...

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2wenty0ne21 0

Hide under her bed and make noises tonight.

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KKMH 3

my guess is that that's not the worst thing u have smelled on your knees

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iNomBaconz 0

1. Find a bit of homeless man feces.. 2. Add liquid until the excrement is at a watery state 3. Put mixture in child's shampoo bottle 4.????? 5. Profit.

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muggle_born 6

dude, She's 3 years old.

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kcircuses2 4

I can dig the south park reference well done sir

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s0m3guy2010 21

Is this where they originally got the term for brown nosing?

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