Miscellaneous: Today, I came home and noticed my A/C was on, but not cooling....

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By gweldon86 - 12/07/2016 08:55

Today, I came home and noticed my A/C was on, but not cooling. I work nights, so it was 2AM when this was discovered, so no technician could come down and fix it until morning. I'm a contractor living in Kuwait. In the middle of July. FML

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armtdawg 2

Tuesday 12 July 2016 22:12

I know your pain. I'm in Saudi

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no_one_is_home_fml 5

Tuesday 12 July 2016 20:17

dude FML

armtdawg 2

Tuesday 12 July 2016 22:12

I know your pain. I'm in Saudi

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