Miscellaneous: Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house....

By xoothc08 - 25/02/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

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By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:52 - United Kingdom - Stretham

Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:58 - United States

Today, I flew home from college to see my parents. Later I found the expensive painting and hand-made necklace I mailed to my mom for mother's day while taking out the trash. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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By OutoftheLoop - 20/02/2009 09:24 - China

Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML

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By jan420 - 09/11/2012 22:03 - Norway - Moss

Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML

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By p00p_m0nsta - 10/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 19:01 - United States

Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 06:00

Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 23:35 - United States - Wichita

Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

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Thursday 26 February 2009 4:14

If I were you, I'd break the portrait and never speak to my family again. That's just mean.

Taihen 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:30

That's sooo not cool! Totally f'd up.

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meridith 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 5:40

aww man that sucks :( steal the portrait in the middle of the night and scribble yourself in with sharpies

Lou_Briccant 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 6:32

...and then people wonder why kids hate their parents...

redroses5 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 7:27

Break it on your parent's face :)

nobody_special 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 7:51

maybe you should ask them about it before doing anything extreme... but OUCH, that hurts so much. It's just plain mean :(

brodizzle 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 8:38

Glue a picture of yourself over an arbitrary section of the portrait.

itsfuntobesexy 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:57

Aww that was so sad.

marris 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 7:03

Uhh hello How many photos do you know that display an exact date on them? this screams fakery

ella827 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:38

fk them.

xxALLISAUR 0

Friday 1 May 2009 22:30

wow, harsh im sure they didnt HATE you :)

PeaceLoveTashi 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:51

Your mother sounds like a great person! Would love to meet her!

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