Geek: Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet...

By supercharged - 05/04/2015 18:03 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML

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You deserved it 3 341

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By 88_OP - 25/07/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

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You deserved it 3 956

By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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You deserved it 6 624

By Happy Employee - 31/08/2014 21:51 - United States

Today, I returned from my first paid vacation in the past 2 years from a place with no cell, or internet. I've just found out that our department has been downsized. FML

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You deserved it 2 711

By zuut - 18/01/2009 05:22 - Australia

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

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You deserved it 9 328

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

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You deserved it 2 821

Now what?

By svsksosnns - 11/05/2016 03:59 - United States - Olympia

Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 964

You deserved it 1 041

Wish you were here

By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 081

You deserved it 2 874

Welcome back

By Anonymous - 25/06/2023 14:00 - Australia

Today, I came back to work after 4 days off, as I'd worked a whole month with no weekends or days off, 8-12 hours per day. I came back to over 200 unread emails, 300 emails to send, and over 50 arrears collection calls to make by 2pm. It appears that my coworker did nothing the whole time I was off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 932

You deserved it 100

Poked

By Facebook - 13/06/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 632

You deserved it 6 634

By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

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You deserved it 8 757

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Monday 6 April 2015 9:25

Really though, what else matters?

meatloaf11 23

Monday 6 April 2015 9:26

We can't all be popular

Comments

wickedhyype 17

Monday 6 April 2015 9:37

Missing fmls is serious business. Tighten up.

saffy66 34

Monday 6 April 2015 9:41

People probably knew you were away and left you alone. Don't take it to heart.

JustaDO_fml 14

Monday 6 April 2015 9:55

Come on not like it made a difference in your life

myselfkk 20

Monday 6 April 2015 10:00

Better 1 notification containing lots of funny intresting messages inside it for you than lots of notification containing boredom.

mustangbravo 27

Monday 6 April 2015 10:01

Pity, party of 1.

iwanttogotoparis 26

Monday 6 April 2015 10:15

Story of my life

roxyroller20 15

Monday 6 April 2015 20:04

#17, how many times can I like this comment?^

reaxion 25

Monday 6 April 2015 10:26

Wow, I'd be so happy if that happened to me. Instead, it'd text messages, voice mails and a ton of emails to sift through. All work related, most likely.