Health: Today, I called my mom to tell her I graduated a counseling program.... - FML

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By sadblufly - 25/03/2016 01:35 - United States - Louisville

Today, I called my mom to tell her I graduated a counseling program. I was proud of myself for getting over my depression and anxiety that I had been dealing with for my entire life. She laughed at me and told me that my depression was almost as pathetic as I am. Wonder why I'm depressed. FML.

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