By angelamegan21 - 28/05/2014 20:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I burned my left breast with hot oil at work. Everyone's now calling me "toaster strudel" and singing "This girl is on fire" every time we cross paths. FML
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toxicsauce 10

At least you've got people telling you you're hot. I'm not even close to that... Lmao

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sweetest_jenn 18

Everyone knows the best breasts are deep fried.

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AmexBlack 24

Is it just me that imagined OP as 'The Human Torch' or 'Johnny Storm' from Fantastic Four after reading about her co-workers singing 'this girl is on fire'? I can imagine OP responding with 'FLAME ON!! Woohoo! Yeah, I'm too hot to handle!' ;)

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catanita 18

Hope you are fine and with no scars. If they do it for a couple of days you can take it as a joke. After that it will be rude and consider it harassment.

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Hailey_O81 5

FML isn't acting like a FML site, people are now posting stupid stories

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NodakN8V 25

Ahhh the Breast puns in the world have arrived

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kasmol 16

And now....the Amazing Flaming Ta Tas.

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cakefete2 30

You guys think these breast puns are titillating, but they're not. I'm setting a booby trap for the next person who makes another word play aimed at OP's cleavage.

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