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Wow this is the first time i noticed they change the fmls to make them funnier... The original which i voted for to be submitted said something like this: Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and telling me to wear a condom. Im 14. FML

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1: he was using the pool NOODLE to swing and jab at furniture. did you not read the whole FML? lol...noodle.

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71, you look scary with those piercings in your face. I'd recommend removing them before any children see them.

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72 - I have two jobs, and one of them is a babysitting job. the kid loves me. (: I like how you completely changed the subject though. what's the next one gonna be!?

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She doesn't look scary She could probably look better Without the piercings But she looks quite attractive to me

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thank you (: however, my piercings are a part of who I am. I honestly don't think I'd look or feel right without them. I doubt you know who she is, but being pierced by Elayne Angel was something I'll never forget. and kids have always loved me, so. :P

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What are you talking about, I'd date someone who has a naked Viking dad hitting stuff with a pool noodle!

Thank God he wasn't jabbing the furniture with his penis. That would have made the situation more awkward than it already is.

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It would have been a lot more entertaining. Jab and pool noodle in the same paragraph just doesn't do anything for me.

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