By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 480
You deserved it 4 661

Same thing different taste

Top comments

fretforyerlatte 0

well you suspected he was cheating, dumped him, and turned out to be totally right. it still hurts, but at least you have the satisfaction of getting rid of him, and now you won't second-guess your decision later on.

Yeah. I had a fish once. But my brother fed it green jello and it mutated into a giant zebra that could talk and shoot laser out of its hooves. Unfortunatly, it sounded like Nick Jonus, so we had to kill it with a ***** and throw its chastity ring into Mount Doom, so that never again would this spawn of Satan return. But it was not all a loss. We got to use the laser hooves to make a beer hat.

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ashlynn610 12
ashlynn610 12

lol wasn't supposed to go there... it was supposed to go under 18.. (:

perdix 29

I think you're supposed to go under #18. PM him and see what happens.

xx3ginaxx3 0

Well look at the bright side- you know you're right so you won't be second guessing yourself, and you got rid of him! Don't worry, you deserve better. (: It would be more of an FML if you found out that he WASN'T cheating after all :P

KurouTenshi 0

You're wrong, OP. They're his. He doesn't wear them as undergarments, however, he wears them on his head. He was trying to be the new "BOXERMAN" but with the new, sleek, hip style of the '10s I know it doesn't make sense right now, OP. But 5, 10 years down the line, it'll all come together like one big, beautiful picture. :)

ashlynn610 12

How is your life f*****? you got rid of your cheating bf. there's no FML here.

Bruingirl103 0

so? u already broke up with him.

Maybe it was his..... you never know with some people these days

Ajjas013 6

What kind of tool? Can I be a *****?

You can be the Edward Cullen ***** that goes in the freezer and maintains the cool temperature. Have fun helping the Twihards get off!