Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, now my so called best friend...

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By char-234 - 31/03/2016 14:28 - Australia - Perth

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, now my so called best friend is all over him and vice versa, they're now taking bets on who would win a fight me or her. FML

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