Today I broke up with my boyfriend because he treated me horribly... - FML

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By Aiden The Donut - 23/02/2017 17:43 - United States - Delavan

Today I broke up with my boyfriend because he treated me horribly throughout the whole relationship....turns out he was also cheating on me the whole time and the girl literally cheered when I told him it was over and now everyone thinks it's my fault. FML

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