Health: Today, I bought a bottle of Sprite to help settle my sour stomach... - FML

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By SkillUpSkillet - 29/03/2016 08:40 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I bought a bottle of Sprite to help settle my sour stomach at work. Shortly after returning to my desk I absentmindedly reached up to adjust my glasses. With the open bottle in my hand. I am very sticky and wet now, my shift just started, and yes, everyone saw it happen. FML

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