Miscellaneous: Today, I borrowed my friend's rad hat. Later, I was in the public... - FML

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By fionabean - 17/01/2016 21:59 - United States

Today, I borrowed my friend's rad hat. Later, I was in the public bathroom, and bent over to wipe someone's stray pube off the toilet seat with a piece of toilet paper. His hat fell into the toilet, along with my dignity. I had to fish it out with my hand. FML.

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