Miscellaneous: Today, I began to use a porta-potty before I noticed a huge wasp... - FML

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By ouch - 23/02/2016 10:43 - United Kingdom - Chatteris

Today, I began to use a porta-potty before I noticed a huge wasp nest on the ceiling. FML

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