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By benjamin03 - 15/07/2016 22:27 - United States - Narberth

Today, I began packing for my trip. For weeks my mom has told me I would need more gym shorts, but I kept saying I didn't. Guess what I don't have enough of. FML

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SquilliamFancy 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 15:53

"Your mothers ALWAYS right". Never argue with that statement. Ever. It messes with the natural maternal energy of the universe and you end up without gym shorts.

InfiniteSunshine 32

Saturday 16 July 2016 16:09

I've found when it comes to packing, it's best to listen to mom. She's usually the one whose got the trip all planned out and will know what is needed.

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SquilliamFancy 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 15:53

"Your mothers ALWAYS right". Never argue with that statement. Ever. It messes with the natural maternal energy of the universe and you end up without gym shorts.

InfiniteSunshine 32

Saturday 16 July 2016 16:09

I've found when it comes to packing, it's best to listen to mom. She's usually the one whose got the trip all planned out and will know what is needed.

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 22:49

Assuming you have a fairly average mother, listen to her when it comes to packing.

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