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By The_ghetto_mango - 17/01/2016 22:36 - United States - Peculiar
Today, I awakened to have my very drunk and lesbian roommate ask me out, puke on the carpet, and have violent sex with a pillowcase. Her excuse hours later? "Oh, I just had a few too many drinks." We don't have any "drinks" in our apartment. FML