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By Breena - 29/01/2016 16:24 - Anonymous Proxy
Today, I attempted to masturbate for the first time in ages but I was so afraid of my mother walking in on me and going on another angry religious rant that I couldn't even get wet let alone enjoy myself. My mother doesn't even live in this country. Fuck you mom, you screwed me up forever. FML