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By YandereBitch - 27/04/2016 20:10 - United States - Riverside
Today, i attempted to break up with my girlfriend. First she accused me of cheating, then said shed think about it, and then decided she couldnt (and wouldnt) let me go. Also, even if i break up with her for real, everyone will be mad at me for "breaking her heart". FML