Work: Today, I asked my manager what NSFW stands for. FML - FML

By Looking4ajob - 19/07/2016 03:47 - United States - Jackson

Today, I asked my manager what NSFW stands for. FML

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By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML

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By looser - 10/08/2016 00:48

Today, I pronounced FAQ as 'fuck' to my boss. I'm not a native speaker. FML

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By colebear - 27/05/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML

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By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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jerseygirl94 11

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:17

Next time you should just use google.

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:23

"...just checking if you knew. Didn't want anyone looking at NSFW stuff right under your nose and you not knowing what that means...buddy ole pal"

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heatherrr17 19

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:42

Dont worry #14 i didn't know what it ment either until I looked it up just now! ?

rosecolas 15

Tuesday 19 July 2016 20:39

I don't understand the problem...

Noblemother1969 7

Tuesday 19 July 2016 23:43

Not Safe For Work;-) see even the blonde knows how to Google. hehe

obeykaitlyn 25

Tuesday 19 July 2016 23:54

why don't you look it up online like normal people..? try urban dictionary for those kinds of things

THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9

Wednesday 20 July 2016 0:53

That is what Google is for.

ZaiopePerSe 15

Wednesday 27 July 2016 13:05

ALL HAIL

221bcompanion 15

Wednesday 20 July 2016 1:52

There's this new thing now called Google.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 20 July 2016 3:15

Sorry to pile on, but you didn't think to look at Google or Urban Dictionary? If YDI were an option, I'd click that.

dave__609 10

Wednesday 20 July 2016 4:41

Today, my ignorant employee asked me what an NFSW was. I had to fire him! FML

nonamebranding 12

Wednesday 20 July 2016 5:21

Had to look it up myself, bet that didn't go over well ?

clarkson37 15

Wednesday 20 July 2016 7:03

What does it mean???

zman938 8

Wednesday 20 July 2016 10:12

Not safe for work

mackdeezy 22

Wednesday 20 July 2016 8:22

Your current display name tells the whole story

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Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML

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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

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Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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Today, I tried to sneak in at 2 a.m. after going out, since I'm 16, but I tripped over a pair of slippers and landed flat on my face. My body fell quietly, but I let out a very loud and guttural, "Oof." After about a minute, I lifted my face to see my mom standing over me. I'm now grounded for 3 days. FML

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Today, my biggest form of entertainment of the week was when I read a blunt, scathing, brutally honest review of an absolutely horrible book I read a few days ago. I need a life. And better books. And friends with better tastes in books. And a bonfire to toss this book into. FML

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Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML

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Today, I came out to my parents as gay and they reacted better than I expected. Then I found my car destroyed with a note that said "fag" on what used to be my hood. I never thought I'd have to sue my own family, but I'm lucky I have security footage. FML

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