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By RomanceFail - 02/02/2016 04:41 - Australia - Perth
Today, I asked my crush of three years out on a date. She looked at me, shook her head, gave me a soul eating smile, then mass texted "Whoa, this ugly as fuck freak just asked me out..." FML