Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween....

By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

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By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 550

You deserved it 4 016

By hunting7waves - 25/09/2015 05:31 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML

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You deserved it 1 892

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:42 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at halloween costumes online for this years halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML

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You deserved it 3 900

By what even - 14/05/2015 22:17 - United States - Athens

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML

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You deserved it 4 850

By lhazel - 17/09/2015 02:36 - United States - Mount Juliet

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML

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You deserved it 2 087

By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 081

You deserved it 42 383

By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 375

You deserved it 3 922

By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 557

By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 2 447

OceanMinded 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:04

ouch.

kemolegend907 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:08

3, don't be sexist, a lot of girls do that kind of shit too

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georggx 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:22

screw his best friend.

overkill_78 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:25

How exactly is breaking up with someone shallow?

maphineRAWRS 10

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:08

breaking up with them like that is, unless you think that's the right way to treat someone, in which case, goodluck finding a decent girlfriend, haha

gaarraa11 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:42

Dam lol

MzKitty83 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:58

The correct spelling is " damn"

sassington10 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:44

he sounds so clever. lol. your bf wins

Hard_Luck_Aussie 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:50

you mean her X WINS!

beachblondeex13 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:52

Wiin!

MrOneUpper 2

Thursday 7 June 2012 14:28

losee!

KennKenn 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:58

Wow, thats scary

Evan2297 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:05

Certainly scary.

labratory5 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:12

damn that ****** funny

thakiller 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:33

just be a stripper for Halloween haha

bayonet 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:42

now that's funny

queens_fml 5

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:43

loool funny

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