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By imdonewithhim - 15/03/2016 07:32 - United States - Austin
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could get us some pizza for date night at my parents' house. He showed up at the door with a dick-in-box instead, thinking it'd be funny and that I'd be home alone. My dad opened the door. Wasn't funny then. He didn't even have an actual pizza. FML