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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By thefmlman2011 - 02/09/2023 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 03:21 - France

Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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sikkpsychodoll 3

Friday 5 October 2012 9:11

U shud have replied "greaaatt, im having my sex changed" lol

c2keeme 7

Friday 5 October 2012 9:06

How rude of her. You're better off without her OP.

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jmoreno 4

Friday 5 October 2012 9:42

They're all lesbians now buddy!

PiaMiaPerez 1

Friday 5 October 2012 9:45

ROFL

heythere131630 9

Friday 5 October 2012 9:51

Tell that works, cause your suddenly a woman.

Leftoverjello 6

Friday 5 October 2012 9:51

The most powerful word in dating is "Next!"

cheshireau 26

Friday 5 October 2012 10:08

You don't want to date a chick like that anyway. Shallow b****, a no, sorry wouldn't of hurt.

stephiijo 15

Friday 5 October 2012 10:23

Wouldn't have*

MaJiCiDe 5

Friday 5 October 2012 10:17

That's when you say awesome so am I...

paaronoid 4

Friday 5 October 2012 10:31

You should've told her that you were transgendered and born a female just to see what she'd say. (;

Bekll 31

Friday 5 October 2012 17:16

Born female and transgendered? That would be a transman - which lesbians don't want. I think you meant the other way around.

RealReality 12

Friday 5 October 2012 10:33

What a bitch, was just saying "no" too polite?

mikeofthunder 13

Friday 5 October 2012 10:35

There's plenty more fish in the sea, and lesbians actually! It shall not be an easy life, my friend 0.o

gracehi 31

Friday 5 October 2012 12:13

Lesbian fish?

BountyBass 13

Friday 5 October 2012 16:18

Gay fish

gc327072 30

Friday 5 October 2012 21:11

This makes me think of Rainbow Fish in a whole new way...

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Friday 5 October 2012 10:42

Wow, what a way to be rejected. Sorry OP, you'll find a girl soon enough :)

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