By ThePatrick - 05/08/2016 03:05 - United States - Galloway
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How old is he? I wouldn't want my parents knowing what I was doing.
That's so gross and embarrassing for the person he slept with should they ever come by the house again.
I'd be annoyed with him for not only being rude about declaring he had sex, but putting a nail on the door to display his twisted trophy that just so happens to be covered in vaginal/anal residue and everything in those area. On top of his 'trophy' flaunting indicating he isn't mature enough to be having sex, it's also just plain unsanitary. He'd be cleaning that door at LEAST three times, in addition to his punishment for being a rude little shit.
That's disgusting.
I just had the best mental picture for this: Him nailing the condom to the door while whistling "I just had sex" from Akon and The Lonely Island.
Wtf!?
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How old is he? I wouldn't want my parents knowing what I was doing.
I'm unsure whether to scold him for getting laid at a young age (sense i refuse to believe a grown man would do that) and doing something that retarded or praise him for being safe. Actually i think i'll go with scold, stupidity only brings more stupidity