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By Tommy - 06/03/2012 18:55 - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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By loser - 10/10/2009 20:45 - France

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

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By beetregeneration - 16/11/2016 23:47 - United States - Stockton

Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML

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By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2018 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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By pissed - 10/05/2015 14:34 - United States - Dearborn

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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A7X2012 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:19

Always xyz bro

Hummbinger 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:22

Toodle doodle! Didn't wanna see your noodle!

Comments

ItsTheKing 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:38

When you approach a girl you must do a complete self-checkup. Nose-Clean Eyes-Clean Zipper-up Shirt- clean Breath- smells good Once you get all this there is no room for failure! Unless she says no of course.

boydeee01 7

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:56

Ok. I'll make sure my hair is a mess. It doesn't matter right?

ItsTheKing 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:59

That too. Feel free to add on then.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 7 March 2012 2:14

It's like a pre-flight check up. Ground control to major Tom

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 7 March 2012 6:55

Requesting taxi to departure

Jessic1 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:39

Ouch that hurt but she was looking there!

xxtb0 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:42

hopefully you weren't too excited to see her...

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:43

She didn't even notice that your zipper was down. She ran in the other direction because you're a hideously ugly troll who smells like a trash heap and has the personality of a turnip. See what happens when you make assumptions?

DrMime 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:49

Here, lemme try. She didn't even notice that your zipper was down, while you ran her direction dressed like a clown, it must have been a full erection that scared her away, but don't give up yet because your hand still wants to play!