By Damn - 06/12/2016 20:12
Same thing different taste
By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 14:12 - United States
At least they're reading them…
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Close, but no cigar
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Great quality control
By Anonymous - 24/11/2020 11:02
Thanks, I hate it
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This is actually one of the main reasons I don't submit job apps on my phone, if I can avoid it. It's too risky for such an important task.
OH SHIT! YOU'RE HIRED!
Hopefully your application doesn't also mention an attention to detail.
Those who haven't turned autocorrect off, totally deserve it.
"OH SHIT", which is what you say when there is an incident at work
Best certificate ever! Can I get one?
Okkkkk, so you should have just INSTANTLY emailed them with the correct certification, and said "Sorry! It autocorrected on me for some reason" and if they were intelligent, they wouldn't hold it against you that much. If they are idiots, then why work there? If you still didn't get the job after you explained, then they are either idiots, or you just didn't seem like the best applicant overall
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"We only require Occupational Health & Safety certification, but you've gone above and beyond with Occupational Health & Safety Household Internationalization Technology certification! You're hired!"
I have the opposite problem with autocorrect. ****, shit and bitch keep changing into duck, shot and botch. Duck you phone, stop censoring me.