Health: Today, I applied for a passport. I was told the first set of...

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, I applied for a passport. I was told the first set of photos I took were unusable because my face, particularly my chin, didn't fit inside the designated area for your face in the picture. My chin did fit in the frame, my double chin however, did not. FML

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By merr - 13/02/2023 16:00

Today, despite being skinny everywhere else on my body, I have a double chin. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 04:29 - Korea Republic of

Today, I picked up my passport, as my previous one was damaged in a car crash. As the teller warns me that a pattern of damaged passports will result in longer processing periods, she spills her coffee - all over my new passport. I'm supposed to go overseas in a month. FML

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Why so serious?

By wow - 09/08/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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By allergies - 18/09/2015 14:43 - United States - New York

Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML

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Good boy

By Ugh - 16/02/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

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I am what I am

By MimiFufu - 22/09/2019 16:00

Today, yet again I got delayed in airport security. One month ago, I thought it was a good idea to wear make-up when renewing my passport. It turns out I look nothing like myself without makeup. Hello shattered confidence and 5 years of needing to wear makeup for every flight. FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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By needabettermirror - 14/12/2016 11:07 - United States - Holland

Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML

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By Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt - 21/03/2014 20:46 - United States - Denver

Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML

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SKYblue_fml 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:05

It's under "health" not "intimacy"

Lisimal 7

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:04

What?

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ciego 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:18

no sympathy for fatties here.

shakemup 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:20

YDI for being fat.

Dominigga88 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:26

A bunch of stupid ******* people leaving ignorant comments.

pentameter 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:29

I'm sure you're just what we need - another disrespectful asshole bashing fat people.

Dominigga88 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:31

Hes a dumb ****. Most people on here are ******* so retarded and ignorant.

plexico 3

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:39

Just what we need, another morbidly obese American to haul her big ol' lard ass around the world and confirm the stereotype of Americans as big, fat pigs. It's a national disgrace, we need to hide the fatties. I'll bet she doesn't even know the local language where she's going. She'll just shout at people slowly in English and expect to be understood and obeyed.

jjenniferr05 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:39

Urgh, stop moaning about the fact your fat and do something about it. YDI.

iGreen_Day 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:25

Really, you can tell if someone is working on their weight from three sentences on an anonymous website? Seriously, grow a set of balls and stop picking on people over the net just because you've got no self esteem. And if you're a girl- that would probably be an improvement of what you currently have. OP, sucks to be you living in a place where people can't tell fat from bone structure.