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By skid kid - / Saturday 10 March 2012 02:09 / Canada
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  gojira666  |  7

Thongs are a whole different ball game from mens undies though

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  muzy  |  23

What is it with people not being able to clean their backsides lately? ever heard of the wiping and washing rile op? you should try it....

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  JurassicHole  |  5

She said mace as in pepper spray, not a medieval weapon.

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  LouisianaBob  |  9

doesn't mean #2 wasn't referring to a can of mace as well. 2 said "a mace" which is a strange way of putting it but collectively mace is a singular object in context that someone might carry it.

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  msl1333  |  4

I'm sorry but Twitter is designed to let people stalk you. People on Twitter are desperate to be stalked. How narcissistic do you have to be to think normal people care what you're doing 24/7? I love hearing that my friend lost his keys or is out buying milk at 8:30 in the morning but www-who-gives-a-shit-dot-com you know what I mean? Cue thumbs down from the Twitter army in 3...2...1...

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Mace is pepper spray.... You wouldn't carry around A mace you wou carry around A Bottle of mace

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  desireev  |  17

13- Technically, mace is in a can. Not a bottle...And it's *would*. Aaand you need to work on your punctuation and your capitalizing issues! It sucks to be corrected, doesn't it?

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Personally I vote for carrying a mace vs a can of mace. The former makes a much better deterrent to crime... Though is likely more troublesome if you have to go through a security check.

By  aasshhll3eyy  |  2

why do you have "skid stained underwear" and on your floor? aha! wow! uhmm carry mace and anything else that can protect you its not a coincidence!

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  kei1108  |  13

I think that the skids were just the design. But I agree; MACE! That is very weird!! Haha FYL!

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  Roevera  |  14

There was more to last night than you remember OP. Quite the party huh?

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  rubberduckie94  |  13

The poor, defenseless keys lying there helpless under the poopy underwear. They had to hold their nose all night long. I bet they were scared and cold Oh, when will the insanity of key abuse end. And I hope op sanitized the keys before using them too much. Think some people shook their poopie key hand. Eeeewwwww.

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