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By steff14 - 24/02/2016 01:40 - United States

Today, I am working a 3-11pm shift. I work in a hotel at the front desk and I got a call from an outside number requesting to speak to, let's call him Jerry, and I transferred her over to his room. Apparently Jerry's gf was calling and another woman picked up. I might've just ruined his life. FML

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