Health: Today, I am sick, which means that my two and a half month premature...

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 00:18 - United States - Portland

Today, I am sick, which means that my two and a half month premature son is at risk of becoming sick. I don't know how to care for him without sharing the same air. FML

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