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By IndieRox - / Saturday 28 November 2009 22:03 / United States
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Why the hell would you go all the way to Hawaii just to spend the entire time in bed together? You could have saved a lot of money and just spent the entire week in bed together at home. Then you could have gone to Hawaii when you were able to go outside and appreciate it. Kanaloa was angry with you for being stupid, and commanded the fish to give you food poisoning.

Aww... well... at least you're together? Think about how horny and wild the sex will be after waiting for so long, with such anticipation having built up before hand!

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how the hell does that suck? its their fault for *Jewing* out on food and buying from the shady broken down restaurant where the counter guy is missing half his teeth and wears an eyepatch. Cunt

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If you were going to spend your entire time in Hawaii in bed, then why even go to Hawaii? I mean for all the sights you were planning to see, you could have just as easily gone to a nice hotel right down the street. You probably could have also avoided the food poisoning.

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Damn girl, Sucks you cant make a good sammich without killing yourself and your guy, If you was my girl youd be dumped straight. Thankyou for your time

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#53, that's just what I was thinking. And #56, when 53 says they could have avoided the food poisoning, he means that if they hadn't gone to Hawaii, they wouldn't have eaten at whatever place gave them food poisoning (the plane, the hotel restaurant, etc), unless of course they got it from their wedding dinner. In which case, OP, you've got a lot of apologies to write to all of the guests that got sick, and hopefully you can get a refund from the caterers!

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Lol ok buddy. And if the plane crashed, you'd be saying if they had not of gone to Hawaii, they wouldn't have been in the plane crash. Redundant statement is redundant.

Aww... well... at least you're together? Think about how horny and wild the sex will be after waiting for so long, with such anticipation having built up before hand!

By  KaySL

Quit whining and be grateful for the simple things in life. Romantic death spasms in each other's arms due to a crippling salmonella outbreak used to be something we all died for, for fuck's sake.

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True dat shit, mercyFML. Why, I remember our own honeymoon, though replace salmonella with invading hordes of undead zombie scum (A.K.A. bible-belters). We got some time out to bonk between attacking waves though, mhhm praise Toxi :D

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hey atleast we try to give an esscape. I mean the" bible belters" and all. Hey! if I can't call you to lesbo whores and make fun, how the hell can you judge me for loving My God rather than my cock?

Why the hell would you go all the way to Hawaii just to spend the entire time in bed together? You could have saved a lot of money and just spent the entire week in bed together at home. Then you could have gone to Hawaii when you were able to go outside and appreciate it. Kanaloa was angry with you for being stupid, and commanded the fish to give you food poisoning.

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Nope he's right. If you go to a foreign country, you kind of expect to go outside the hotel at least once, else there was little point in going.

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Srsly. If you're going to Hawaii, plan on spending time together OUTSIDE. Most people go to Hawaii for the beaches and other sights, not for the beds.

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pretty much what I had in mind.. why the hell would anyone spend hundreds or thousands to go to hawaii if they only plan on staying in the hotel room the whole time?

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wow, its so obvious that all of you are little kids. Listen, stop trying to comment on the big grown up FML and telling the nice lady how you think she should have spent her honeymoon.

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Right. We're obviously little kids because we have logical questions in mind. No one is telling the OP how to spend her honeymoon; we're just wondering why she'd spend money to essentially stay in bed--yes, with the man she loves, but you don't need to go to Hawaii to do that. If she just likes being in bed in different states, that's fine. It answers the question, I suppose. I suppose I'm a little kid for rationally responding to your comment. I guess I'll just go to my time-out now (ooh, ma

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Mahalo for clarifying that. LOL. It's mind blowing. People from foreign countries are more familiar with Hawaii than some people from the US :D

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#32 and others My bad, didn't check her country before replying FYI to me hawaii IS a foreign country. How about "expensive remote location"

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