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By ThatDamnStench - 14/03/2016 04:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I am feeling very nauseous and have diarrhea. While in the bathroom, my dick of a brother kept asking to use the toilet. When he couldn't, he knelt down against the door and farted in the space between the door and the floor. Cue the nauseous vomiting. FML

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