Health: Today, I am at the hospital for chest pain. Apparently, it's...

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By red - 12/04/2016 22:32 - United States

Today, I am at the hospital for chest pain. Apparently, it's "stress related", and i should minimize my stress. That would be fine, if the stress wasn't from my husband and kids. FML.

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