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By BIGJ0 - 26/03/2016 02:46 - United States - Putnam Valley

Today, I almost gave up on a very stressful assignment that I pulled two all nighters on in a row. I finished it on time, however, my professor decided to cancel the assignment and is going to restructure the class and bring it down a few notches because of all the email complaints. FML

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