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By elladegouveia - 23/02/2017 21:00 - South Africa - Paarl

Today, I almost burnt my house down because I emptied my ashtray with a lit cigarette in it into my plastic bin. FML
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LyricaSilvan 29

Seriously? You didn't think to check and make sure they were all out first?

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baybkayks 18

Damn. Your life does suck. You're a smoker and you're stupid enough to almost burn down your house because of it. Too bad you can't do anything about it (sarcasm). Time to quit, bud.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Seriously? You didn't think to check and make sure they were all out first?

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Winchesterdg1 6

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baybkayks 18

Damn. Your life does suck. You're a smoker and you're stupid enough to almost burn down your house because of it. Too bad you can't do anything about it (sarcasm). Time to quit, bud.

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Talis99 26

I'm hoping you didn't seriously expect anything other than a bunch of YDIs.

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marcus903 17

if he wants too smoke, that's his choice not anybody elses.

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Jdgreen429 13

You're ruining your house just as much by smoking in it!

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sparklyre 6

Sooo... don't do that. Make sure that your cigarettes are fully stubbed out when you're done with them (and ideally dispose of them in an outside receptacle). In either case, it must have been a nasty shock; I hope no harm was done and that you're entirely okay.

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jackjona 5

Let the hate comments about how you smoke flow

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Bekkah_Kathryn_ 15

I'm a smoker so I can't judge on that aspect of it, but wouldn't you at least make sure it was completely put out when you were done with it...? I don't even understand how this is an fml. Ydi.

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