By Anonymous / Friday 1 February 2013 07:01 / United States
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By  reborndarkangel  |  9

give him an award in the form of a fart !

By  Pleonasm  |  31

What? I often find the smell of skatole and dimethyl sulfide very romantic and touching on the heart, and even get very turned on by methanethiol and hydrogen sulfide!
You just aren't living on the edge! Sew with farts can be a gas!

By  magymofucka  |  9

he's a guy. guys do that. maybe you should stop complaining & enjoy the fact that you just got laid. -_-

  magymofucka  |  9

#9 - true but still. but my point is that i wouldn't be complaining about my boyfriend farting. it's really not that serious.

  MikeonFML  |  17

Yeah I'd agree, nothing that can't be solved with a little communication, despite being hardly serious to begin with.

  FFML_314  |  11

Guys can get laid anytime they want too. There are plenty of very desperate girls out there. It's just a matter of how low you're willing to sink to get laid.

  MikeonFML  |  17

There's a dramatic disparity...if you're at a party, chances are you aren't going to leave to go find desperate girls you don't know. Girls on the other hand can always hook up if they want to. There are also more guys at 90% of parties. I know plenty of instances when ugly girls get with guys who have done much better, and almost 0 vice versa.

  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

15, the difference is even the most desperate girls have to be pursued; unless you look like Brad Pitt, girls aren't going to just come up to you. So for a shy guy like me, there's really no way I could just go out and "get laid," whereas even those ugly girls are going to have horny guys willing to pursue them. They just have to sit around and dress slutty and they can find a guy in minutes, if I sat around and dressed slutty all the girls would just run away! Oh well, I've matured enough by now to realize "getting laid" shouldn't be the focus of my life, so I'll be okay being alone until I find what I really want. :P

  RedPillSucks  |  31

Who the hell wants to have sex with someone who does a noxious reverse belch afterwards?
It ruins the moment when all you can think of is "oh, ooh. Here it comes".
Let me tell you, some guys can put a skunk to shame.

  FFML_314  |  11

Yeah, I stand by my comment. Clearly, none of you have ever been an ugly girl and more than that, a fat girl. There are desperate people all over the place. Men and women.

By  andyyroxx  |  20

For the benefit of you both, digestive enzymes or simethicone may well be the best suited reward.

By  Tezoma  |  28

Everybody farts, OP. It happens. "Romantic and deserving of an award" are going a bit far over something so insignificant.

By  facepalmtoomuch  |  8

Funny how you pay full attention to even notice that he farts every time after having sex.

By  waffule365  |  16

sex is a lot of exercise and exercise makes a lot of people gassy. just sayin

  andyyroxx  |  20

It doesn't make people gassy, it stimulates movement in the colon and peristalsically pushes byproducts of bacterial fermentation out, I'd hate if exercise itself made me gassy!

By  kittenmeownyan  |  18

Farting is natural though

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