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By where's the epipen / Sunday 23 October 2016 06:41 / United States - Tampa
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By  Tripartita  |  43

"Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know?" The sole of your foot has a photoreceptive surface that scanned the stinger for structural integri— "It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML" Ah, that makes sense too.

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By  cootiequeen4444  |  11

If you accidentally stepped on it. How do you know it was dead before stepping on it? It might have just been chilling on some flower and suddenly - incoming!- here comes your foot. And with no time left it did a hail Mary sting in hopes you would recoil. Or because it is a asshole bee who believes in fight over flight. Or... I guess it could already been dead... I wasn't there and/or a bee autopsy would be just a little extreme... besides not being a thing.

By  Tripartita  |  43

"Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know?" The sole of your foot has a photoreceptive surface that scanned the stinger for structural integri— "It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML" Ah, that makes sense too.

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