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Exactly how do you "accidentally" do that? Shaving your beard and WHOOOPS, the blade slips above your eyes?... Unless... Werewolves...


Wow are you trying to kill OP. Shaving facial hair is proven to cause leukemia and prostate cancer. The only way to prevent this painful disease is to drink a cup on Lysol everymorning, then roll in grass to clense your skin from the outside thoughts. The iching feeling you feel is actually the evil spirts leaving your body.


When I was 7 I cut my eyebrows off with scissors and redrew them in with green permanent marker. My mom almost cried when she saw me.

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