Intimacy: Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

Well that's a bit conceded for you to do.. But I guess it could have been worse like calling out a different persons name (besides your own) that was not your sexual partner at the time

EODgf 7

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:19

*conceited

MandyMeow_fml 18

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:23

Oh darn, I hate when my phone auto corrects me. Thanks for telling me though!

g_sam99 2

Wednesday 4 January 2012 14:54

Autocorrect doesn't misspell anything... Unless you have before. Otherwise it just changes words when you miss letters. :/

markmiller2023 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 16:36

too bad conceded is an actual word, as in you should concede defeat in your attempted trolling.

FireBurns18 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:26

Hahaha

mastodon33metal 7

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:15

Technically speaking, your hand does have the same name as you...

dathan 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:16

i think this might be the first FML that made me literally laugh out loud HAHA

DontForgetMe4 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:20

Well, glad someone, has high self-esteem on FML.

kaveh950 22

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:21

You know you jack off to much when you say your own name during sex haha

Blackmail111 9

Wednesday 4 January 2012 21:08

I don't know anybody in this universe that yells out "Oh me or oh *Insert your name here*" while wanking.

Blackmail111 9

Wednesday 4 January 2012 21:12

So if they don't say their name while wanking then they won't in real sex

bitchslapped22 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:24

That's hot?

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