Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally hit my neighbors car while backing out,... - FML

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By apeshit94 - 03/07/2016 18:48 - United States - Anderson

Today, I accidentally hit my neighbors car while backing out, because of their horrible park job. The cop said he would write me a ticket unless I call the front desk to further explain my insurance policy. This included me getting cussed out and getting a ticket anyway. FML

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 4 July 2016 15:04

It's very difficult for it to be the fault of a stationary object when you reverse into something. Especially something as large and visible as a car. Sure, it may have been badly parked, but the usual approach is to ask your neighbour to move their vehicle rather than shunting it out of the way! I confess some sympathy for the cussing-out.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 4 July 2016 15:04

It's very difficult for it to be the fault of a stationary object when you reverse into something. Especially something as large and visible as a car. Sure, it may have been badly parked, but the usual approach is to ask your neighbour to move their vehicle rather than shunting it out of the way! I confess some sympathy for the cussing-out.

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