By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 21:10 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, frustrated that my boyfriend never gives me any orgasms when we make love, I tried politely hinting that he needs to improve. To start with, I said maybe he should be more spontaneous in bed. He replied, "What, like putting it in your ass? Gotcha." Great. FML
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smokecloud_ 37

Ouch. Maybe be a little more clear on what you mean by "spontaneous".

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idioticmess 15

i think all hope for an ****** is lost now.

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ShadowWhovian 14

You've got to be direct with men or else they will interpret something completely different, as you've just witnessed.

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AFCCT 7

Not always something completely different. And (going off on a tangent) I love how some girls will "hint" at things and then be upset when the guy didn't get the hint. Speak directly or don't expect to get what you want. Hints are for people too immature to stand up for what they desire. *deep breath* rant over

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dragonclaw6 11

Im sorry but I feel like YDI because communication is a huge thing in the bedroom. If you can't tell your partner what and how you want it you will never get it.

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junebug1981 3

ydi. telling him to be "spontaneous in bed"? That's how you help your partner figure out how to get you off? you're lucky he said he was thinking about sticking it in your ass rather than just doing it "spontaneously" as you requested :-P

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molliciousj 19

I don't know why this comment got down-voted. I agree. Poor word choice on your part. You're lucky he didn't pull some weird shit without asking.

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miyaviichan 27

Just give in and let it happen ;) You'd be surprised at the results

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maplecandy 7

Don't worry about being polite; he's your boyfriend, tell him what to do and how to do it or he'll likely never understand what you need. Sex isn't a guessing game, if you're not satisfied you need to communicate it clearly so you can both figure out a way to remedy the problem.

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valentinov 15

So, what everyone is saying, is that not getting an ****** from your boyfriend is your fault. You'd be surprised at how clueless men are about how to please in bed a woman. This is due to the society's poor sexual education and bad **** movies that overwhelm any common sense. As such, take a step forward and teach him what you like, where you like, when you like. You'll be surprised at how much he'll improve. Godspeed!

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snugglesMcGee199 23

I don't understand why you were downvoted. You have sensible advice.

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dawsonstar 15

Yeah. Sounds like you need to find a new boyfriend.

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beaverteaser 16

why do people always say get a new girl/boy friend over anything?

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FucYoCouch 13

Get a new boyfriend because SHE'S the one to blame for the lack of communication? She said she hinted. Hinting has many perceptions in which he just assumed anal. I don't see how that puts him in the wrong here.

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duuuh1 11

and telling him flat out he sucks in bed is going to do what? Hurt his ego and probably make him not want to put out again. Guys take that kind of information pretty hard usually, and he needs to try MORE things, not less.

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