Miscellaneous: Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street...

By no - 20/03/2014 22:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Evra - 23/01/2015 07:39 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was asked by a total stranger if I had Tourettes. This is the third time this has happened to me. FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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That Netflix show

By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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You deserved it 73

By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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By Lookalike - 12/05/2014 14:38 - United States - Nitro

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML

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By Greig - 22/05/2011 12:18 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - 04/02/2017 02:00 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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You deserved it 4 647

Hi Zach!

By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 166

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Friday 21 March 2014 5:02

post a pic op! must see!

alicespoons 17

Friday 21 March 2014 5:04

Step 1: Post a side by side photo. Step 2: Become famous.

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ironichalibut 24

Friday 21 March 2014 5:15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

gracefs 11

Friday 21 March 2014 5:21

Do you look like a doll with a smile plastered on your face all the time? Creepy.

Indianboy9321 25

Friday 21 March 2014 6:55

@15 coming from the person with the not-so-happy-looking cat as their picture. Not everyone walks around with a smile at every given moment, now THAT is creepy.

ironichalibut 24

Friday 21 March 2014 10:26

Just.. Seriously FML.. I'm starting to give up on you.. This site used to be fun. Does everything said have to be humorless, dry and straightforward?

skipper2009 18

Friday 21 March 2014 19:13

Pretty much.

Lilo4life 26

Friday 21 March 2014 5:19

Well... Do you?

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Friday 21 March 2014 6:50

According to her username, no.

jarobjent 17

Friday 21 March 2014 5:20

That just means you're more fabulous than everyone.

beautifulsoul89 11

Friday 21 March 2014 5:20

then turn that frown upside down!!!

olpally 32

Friday 21 March 2014 5:23

You had fun once, it was awful. *insert op's grumpy cat face* lol. Sorry op, that meme is hilarious.

A_Perfect_Circle 12

Friday 21 March 2014 5:23

There isn't anything wrong with that, grumpy cat is awesome!

liuliuliu 10

Friday 21 March 2014 5:24

Sorry.Can't understand u anymore........

gpg5 19

Friday 21 March 2014 5:41

:D Parks and Rec :D

SBittick 20

Friday 21 March 2014 5:49

Halloween idea?

worldclassrager 39

Friday 21 March 2014 5:49

Smile is the simple way out...but just hope they don't call you miss rollback

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Today, the final for a class I'm in is taught by a decrepit old man who apparently has a flunk-out reputation. He spent the entire previous class making a study guide for the final exam, emphasizing, "THIS is on the exam. Know THIS." I studied it hard. Absolutely none of it was on the exam. Everyone failed. FML

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, the company I work for decided to herald the step to becoming fully digital by hanging physical passive-aggressive flyers everywhere, urging everyone to go digital. Might as well have written, "Save the trees" on them. FML

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Today, I woke up this morning and there was suddenly dozens of flies all around the house, so I put up fly ribbons to deal with them. Within three hours, every inch of every single one of those ribbons was covered in dead flies, and there were still more flying about. I don't have any more to put up. Uh oh… FML

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Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

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Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML

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Same thing different taste

That Netflix show

Hi Zach!

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