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By rip - 19/01/2016 15:28 - United States

Today, for the past few days I had been hoping my school didn't change my schedule, as it was the first one for years that I had enjoyed and I do better academically when I know people in my classes. They changed all of my classes, and I don't know anyone in my new classes. FML

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