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He cut up a bunch of perfectly good bed sheets? You guys have done it on enough bed sheets to make a patchwork out of it? You don't wash the sheets afterward? This is disturbing on many levels... Something is wrong with the both of you

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112, You're SO retarded... When you read this in your head, I want you to really put some emphasis on the "SO." Maybe then you'll get it.

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I'm female and I can do all of those things plus withstand child birth. I don't see the point of your comment, unless you're saying that you think men are better than women. It's called equality.

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Agreed! Get the hell out girl! get the hell out! how long had he been cutting away the bits on those sheets?! Creepy.

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He cut up a bunch of perfectly good bed sheets? You guys have done it on enough bed sheets to make a patchwork out of it? You don't wash the sheets afterward? This is disturbing on many levels... Something is wrong with the both of you

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i got an account solely for the purpose to tell you that your comment is awesome. the best thing ive read on FML. :P

This isn't totally without precedent. In biblical times, the groom would go into the wedding chamber with his virgin wife. The best man would be stationed outside the chamber. When the marriage was consummated the bridegroom would let out a shout of happiness. The blood-stained sheet would then become a sort of trophy because it proved that the bride had saved her virginity until marriage (as the Bible requires.)

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No, she would be bleeding if she was a virgin and hadn't had sex before. If she didn't bleed, they'd assume she had already had sex outside the marriage, although not everyone bleeds their first time.

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Actually, they would also bring a small amount of chicken blood with them to stain the sheet in case the bride's hymen had broken earlier in her life. There are ways that can happen that are totally non-sexual.

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I'm 100% sure my current gf was a virgin and she didn't bleed, she did had alot of pain but no blood i know some girls bleed like my ex but it varries from girl to girl FYL for not knowing that xD

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