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You went to dinner before 3:13 AM?

By  bummervacation  |  10

So the carpet literally matches what's draped over you? Solution: shave that very pattern on your pubes and be punny for the next 8 hours :D

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  Dave_Davington  |  26

17 - He went full retard. This is why you never go full retard.

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