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Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

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Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

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Are you a vegetarian 52. Is that why you are getting so upset? I LOVE bacon! And I'm highly offended by your lack of respect for the most amazing food in the world!

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Well then don't foment no one gives a fuck.if your religion prevents you from eating pork that's your problem. Bacon ftw fucker!!

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168- Only those able to look past the faults and into the beauty of pig deserve something as glorious as bacon.

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262- Uh ya I do have a problem... How the hell could some one not like bacon besides being a vegitaran or for religeousness? Please get ur priorites strait!

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Water causes cancer these days. I'm pretty sure if Yessy put some bacon in her mouth right now she'd stfu and nom nom nom. Or was that put a pork sword in your mouth? Wait...

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That's what you get for being friends with MUSCLES GLASSES. Now go get some JACK DANIEL'S. *Random Bird Noise* SMART.

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lool im okay with it but honestly i dont see the big deal, i guess it's just a passing trend. i mean, before EMT there wouldn't be such arguments about bacon, at least not many. im not vegetarian nor religious and i LOVE animals bit also meat. it's called being HUMAN. what's the big deal, guys?

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I enjoy bacon but I'm not saying it's the greatest thing in the world like some of these people on here. I have It once in a while.

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BACON STRIPS FOR ALL THOSE HATER LIPS!!!!!! Also, 168, most people in the world eat more meat than veggies (not necessarily carnivorous but still), some animal species have to eat their young for lack of food, and some PEOPLE, roll around in their filth anyway! I have nothing against Muslims, but it must be a horrible life not believing it right to eat bacon.... =|

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Agreed. I knew a chick that was a vegetarian, and she would chew the bacon to get the awesome flavor, then just spit out the actual meat. Can't deprive yourself. :D

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I find bacon tastes like crap, real men eat innocent looking animals like lamb, usually drenched in vinegar or an appropriate sauce. Although most people think Mc'donalds is worth paying money for (If anything, I should get paid to eat their poisoned garbage). Now that I have established a link between the two, disliking this comment makes you simple sheep who eat for marketing instead of taste. #420 - She's not a vegetarian, she's a bitch who wants people to think she has a superior moral ba

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I love everything about bacon the taste the smell Bacon and eggs on toast + sausages + pancakes = best breakfast ever!! OP YDI !!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE BACONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Until I was about 12/13 I hated bacon, now I love it, except I became a vegetarian a few years ago so I can't eat it :/ but I still love the smell even if I can't eat it :)

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109 - You seem like the kind of person who would whine about getting a gift they didn't like instead of being the better man and accepting it.

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Terribly sorry, but I could've sworn I just read the words "hate" and "bacon" in the same sentence. I'm having trouble comprehending... I think the OP may have made some sort of terrible typo or something.

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I was vegetarian for four years, went out on my 18th birthday, got drunk, woke up the next day to mum cooking bacon, I've never looked back. Bacon is the greatest.

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Umm... If you don't like bacon, odds are, you don't have a soul. Bacon is the universal love of all humans.

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Wait.. Wait... How is this possible? Everyone knows bacon is the universal love of all humanity! >.< Pigs were put on this earth to give us their glorious meats!

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I want to slap you SOOO hard for writing such a ridiculous FML... you should hate your life for having no taste in food. who DOESN'T love bacon??? *obviously, I'm looking at you

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That's the FML. All that other shit is just filler. It could have just been, "Today, I hate bacon. FML".

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How is this possible? Everyone knows bacon is the universal love of all humans! Pigs were put on this earth to give us their glorious meats!

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121- he doesn't have to use the word "was" since he is saying that bacon IS good, and that it IS hard to I've up. Kthxbaiii.

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I'm a vegetarian, and I agree 100%... sometimes I have to FORCE myself not to eat the corn dogs in the freezer. And it's painful.

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246- imagine if they were to put bacon in there though. Bacon wrapped corn dogs. What's not to love about that?

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@Sammiches: That's not entirely true. I know many vegetarians who choose that lifestyle solely because they don't like the taste of meat.

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I'm sure there are actually a lot of people who don't like bacon...I enjoy it once in a while but I always try to get the leanest form of it because normal bacon is way too greasy and makes me feel ill after I eat it. Either way, OP is clearly ungrateful for their friends efforts to make them something original for their birthday. While it's something they don't really like they could at least be thankful to their caring friends.

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103, I'm right there beside you. I don't like it either. To me, it's mostly fat. My idea of something that tastes good isn't having a mouth full of crispy greasy fried fat. I don't know why some people seem shocked. You don't have everybody else's taste buds. If you love bacon, be happy to know you can have mine. Enjoy!(:

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116- how is op ungrateful it's their birthday, and they got a castle made out of something they hate. Seems that op's friends should know that op hates bacon. That is some very inconsiderate friends.

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166, my friends don't know I hate bacon. It's not something I/many go around telling people unless they ask. Clearly, the friends assumed, just like many on this FML, who could possibly hate bacon? The friends tried to do something nice for the OP and I wasn't under the impression that the OP didn't thank the friends for the effort. He/she is just disappointed that it's not what he/she wanted as their cake. It's no one faults.

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I personally don't like bacon because it is mostly nasty fat, and it is bad for you. I don't like to think about my arteries hardening every time I eat breakfast.

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206- Yes, and it sucks. If you fry it according to the directions, it gets as hard as cardboard and tastes like crap.

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268, you not eating something won't get others to jump on the wagon with you... If there is no real rhyme or reason, no one really cares. Unless bacon contained bits of people, I doubt too many people would stop eating it. Not to say I don't care about how the animals get treated before they get turned into food, but well actually, I kind of don't...

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Enslaved, try it softer. I can't stand the crispy bacon, but will eat all I want if it's on the floppy side. LOL. Just a thought.

I think a castle made out of bacon seems like more work than baking a simple cake, so at least your friends care about you? Unless they purposely did it. On a side note...you hate bacon????

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Or they were thinking it's lame to ask someone exactly what they want for their birthday but still wanted to do something different. Not everyone is as self centered as the people you apparently know.

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I wasn't saying they're self centered. But think about it. Assuming everyone likes a certain food is kind of thoughtless. And I'm sure his friends would have wanted it too if they spent the time making it. So if the OP said he would share it and let them have the most, he wouldn't have to say "sorry guys, but you know I seriously hate bacon right?.." Which would just be rude to say about something that probably had a lot of time put into it. Even if his friends wanted to be differen

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Yeah, you're right. As a way to make the best out of a bad situation, it's a damn good idea... I retract my previous comment.

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I would have still appreciated the idea as a whole. Just because one part wasn't liked doesn't mean the OP couldn't have been proud of the friends' work. I would have taken a picture of it at least as a memory of how hard working his friends are just for a gift.

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I don't know jumble.. By your thought process, everyone should ask everyone else what they like before they get them something. Seems kinda boring to me.

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Well, regarding food at least. Since you never know if someone doesn't eat something strictly because they don't like it or they're allergic or other reasons, it would be considerate to ask.

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You'd think that as ops friends they might know a lil bit about op hating bacon and wouldn't need to ask to realize what an dumb thing to give for a birthday a castle of bacon is. I love bacon, but I'd be pissed if somebody gave me a castle of bacon, rather than a cake.

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