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By  KjoeLjan  |  4

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  cloud175  |  6

Who the fuck hates bacon?!

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  YessyxD  |  8

Ok everyone needs to stop asking the same fucking question!!!!! Yeah OP HATES bacon! Ooooh big fucking deal!!!!

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  punkin_26  |  16

Are you a vegetarian 52. Is that why you are getting so upset? I LOVE bacon! And I'm highly offended by your lack of respect for the most amazing food in the world!

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  Keyman1212  |  14

You know why it's a big fucking deal? Because bacon is amazing. God didn't think the Jews could handle it's deliciousness so that's why pigs are unclean in their religion. I just like to think God wanted all the bacon to himself.

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  juston_p  |  1

Hell yeah

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  You_Need_Soap  |  6

I hate Op for hating bacon. My motto: "it's so worth buying the expensive bacon!"

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  Sebastian_NG  |  16

Even though i love bacon (in fact i believe that if there is a church that worships a monster made of spaghetti aka: The Flying Spagheti Monster, there should be a church that worships a momster made of bacon aka: Pig) you are all being too harsh, so OP doesnt like bacon, boo hoo, grow up kids

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  yaldo_fml  |  0

Not everyone likes bacon. I'm Muslim and I can't eat pork like you. It's fucking disgusting. They're carnivorous, eat their own young, and live in and eat their own shit

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  YessyxD  |  8

64 & 100 I'm NOT vegetarian, I actually come from a house where we put bacon In lots of foods. I love bacon too but I do know how to respect what other people like. I'm just tired of everyone posting the same fucking question...

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  nero9112  |  4

I don't understand what is the big deal about a person disliking bacon. I also don't like bacon. No, I am not a vegetarian, nor am I religious. I simply do not like the taste. Problem?

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  auriane_fml  |  19

@ 256, no one is making you read his comments. Why don't you just leave if you don't want to read his comments. No need to be a bitch about it.

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  develgool  |  0

262- Uh ya I do have a problem... How the hell could some one not like bacon besides being a vegitaran or for religeousness? Please get ur priorites strait!

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  YessyxD  |  8

266 lol thanks :) and I'm a girl!!! Love your bio! I don't know why people hate on Nickelback...

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  YessyxD  |  8

256 FUCK off!!!! You're a bitch! I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!

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Bacon causes cancer which is why I don't eat it anymore, but I do love the taste and smell

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  You_Need_Soap  |  6

Water causes cancer these days. I'm pretty sure if Yessy put some bacon in her mouth right now she'd stfu and nom nom nom. Or was that put a pork sword in your mouth? Wait...

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Farmers these days use cheap Chinese pig feed that has lead paint in it. Google it.

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  DK1234567  |  8

Is it wrong that I hate it too

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  CatsAreLife  |  5

lool im okay with it but honestly i dont see the big deal, i guess it's just a passing trend. i mean, before EMT there wouldn't be such arguments about bacon, at least not many. im not vegetarian nor religious and i LOVE animals bit also meat. it's called being HUMAN. what's the big deal, guys?

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  khaytah  |  0

fuck bacon. (vote down now)

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  blahman250  |  1

BACON STRIPS FOR ALL THOSE HATER LIPS!!!!!! Also, 168, most people in the world eat more meat than veggies (not necessarily carnivorous but still), some animal species have to eat their young for lack of food, and some PEOPLE, roll around in their filth anyway! I have nothing against Muslims, but it must be a horrible life not believing it right to eat bacon.... =|

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  ironik69  |  30

Agreed. I knew a chick that was a vegetarian, and she would chew the bacon to get the awesome flavor, then just spit out the actual meat. Can't deprive yourself. :D

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  Anaxes  |  5

I find bacon tastes like crap, real men eat innocent looking animals like lamb, usually drenched in vinegar or an appropriate sauce. Although most people think Mc'donalds is worth paying money for (If anything, I should get paid to eat their poisoned garbage). Now that I have established a link between the two, disliking this comment makes you simple sheep who eat for marketing instead of taste. #420 - She's not a vegetarian, she's a bitch who wants people to think she has a superior moral base but is far too weak and pathetic to do anything meaningful to prove it, so she half asses it and people are too weak to call them out because they care about their "feelings". Next time you see her, shank her until she gains a viewpoint that makes sense.

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  bennyboy111  |  7

I love everything about bacon the taste the smell Bacon and eggs on toast + sausages + pancakes = best breakfast ever!! OP YDI !!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE BACONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  so_what_fml  |  4

Until I was about 12/13 I hated bacon, now I love it, except I became a vegetarian a few years ago so I can't eat it :/ but I still love the smell even if I can't eat it :)

By  KjoeLjan  |  4

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  Bbhd05  |  0

Bacon hates you too OP. cheers fuckface.

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  gabrielbaby  |  9

Excuse me but just because they don't like bacon doesn't mean they deserve this. If you don't like something you don't Deserve to have someone make you something for your birthday out of it. If you don't like cats, do you want one for your birthday? This is an fml because their friend was inconsiderate.

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  fuzz97  |  22

109 - You seem like the kind of person who would whine about getting a gift they didn't like instead of being the better man and accepting it.

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  DynamicDave  |  11

Terribly sorry, but I could've sworn I just read the words "hate" and "bacon" in the same sentence. I'm having trouble comprehending... I think the OP may have made some sort of terrible typo or something.

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  jsaxon1996  |  0

Wait.. Wait... How is this possible? Everyone knows bacon is the universal love of all humanity! >.< Pigs were put on this earth to give us their glorious meats!

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I want to slap you SOOO hard for writing such a ridiculous FML... you should hate your life for having no taste in food. who DOESN'T love bacon??? *obviously, I'm looking at you

By  iPunchHookers  |  0

That's awesome! How can you hate bacon?

By  tylersign  |  11

You.. Hate.. Bacon? I'm a vegetarian. And bacon is ridiculously delicious/ hard to give up xD

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  RawrNom  |  0

aha, bacon was my easiest to give up. I struggled with kfc baha! and OP, it's true, bacon is gross haha!

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  joee182  |  3

you cant be vegetarian if you still eat bacon-.- and so what if the poster hates bacon you whiny girls.

By  bad_chiquita  |  5

HOW IS HATING BACON EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!?!

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  gabrielbaby  |  9

I hate bacon. Not everyone likes something.

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  Shadow_Phantom  |  26

People like me who prefer to eat healthy...

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  pink_raindrops  |  26

I'm sure there are actually a lot of people who don't like bacon...I enjoy it once in a while but I always try to get the leanest form of it because normal bacon is way too greasy and makes me feel ill after I eat it. Either way, OP is clearly ungrateful for their friends efforts to make them something original for their birthday. While it's something they don't really like they could at least be thankful to their caring friends.

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  Enslaved  |  36

103, I'm right there beside you. I don't like it either. To me, it's mostly fat. My idea of something that tastes good isn't having a mouth full of crispy greasy fried fat. I don't know why some people seem shocked. You don't have everybody else's taste buds. If you love bacon, be happy to know you can have mine. Enjoy!(:

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  theghost1309  |  11

116- how is op ungrateful it's their birthday, and they got a castle made out of something they hate. Seems that op's friends should know that op hates bacon. That is some very inconsiderate friends.

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  Enslaved  |  36

166, my friends don't know I hate bacon. It's not something I/many go around telling people unless they ask. Clearly, the friends assumed, just like many on this FML, who could possibly hate bacon? The friends tried to do something nice for the OP and I wasn't under the impression that the OP didn't thank the friends for the effort. He/she is just disappointed that it's not what he/she wanted as their cake. It's no one faults.

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  Nates_Mommy  |  4

I personally don't like bacon because it is mostly nasty fat, and it is bad for you. I don't like to think about my arteries hardening every time I eat breakfast.

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  tweetbaby14  |  17

268, you not eating something won't get others to jump on the wagon with you... If there is no real rhyme or reason, no one really cares. Unless bacon contained bits of people, I doubt too many people would stop eating it. Not to say I don't care about how the animals get treated before they get turned into food, but well actually, I kind of don't...

By  smokeraisins  |  7

I think a castle made out of bacon seems like more work than baking a simple cake, so at least your friends care about you? Unless they purposely did it. On a side note...you hate bacon????

By  jumble  |  12

Bacon is overrated. It's alright, but honestly I wouldn't want that either. Should have just said "Alright guys, let's dig in!" And let them eat the majority of it. Obviously if they got you that, they were only thinking of what they wish they could have instead of what you could have.

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  thatonename  |  7

Or they were thinking it's lame to ask someone exactly what they want for their birthday but still wanted to do something different. Not everyone is as self centered as the people you apparently know.

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  jumble  |  12

I wasn't saying they're self centered. But think about it. Assuming everyone likes a certain food is kind of thoughtless. And I'm sure his friends would have wanted it too if they spent the time making it. So if the OP said he would share it and let them have the most, he wouldn't have to say "sorry guys, but you know I seriously hate bacon right?.." Which would just be rude to say about something that probably had a lot of time put into it. Even if his friends wanted to be different, it would be nice to at least ask what someone liked instead of just assuming. It isn't hard to say "What food do you like the most?" you know.

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  jumble  |  12

I would have still appreciated the idea as a whole. Just because one part wasn't liked doesn't mean the OP couldn't have been proud of the friends' work. I would have taken a picture of it at least as a memory of how hard working his friends are just for a gift.

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  cptmorgan6  |  8

I don't know jumble.. By your thought process, everyone should ask everyone else what they like before they get them something. Seems kinda boring to me.

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  jumble  |  12

Well, regarding food at least. Since you never know if someone doesn't eat something strictly because they don't like it or they're allergic or other reasons, it would be considerate to ask.

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  theghost1309  |  11

You'd think that as ops friends they might know a lil bit about op hating bacon and wouldn't need to ask to realize what an dumb thing to give for a birthday a castle of bacon is. I love bacon, but I'd be pissed if somebody gave me a castle of bacon, rather than a cake.

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