By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 00:48 - Canada

Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 351
You deserved it 4 168

Same thing different taste

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ThomasBombadil 31

Would you rather it was a different colour?

I don't see how that's relevant, dahling. Now you can feel sexy!~~

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It's like lettin' your best friend sleep in a silk hammock. They're breezy. They don't bind. And they give you just enough swing.

darlingdollie 24

All the men wore it well after J.T. did!

Have you been putting off a gay vibe lately?she might just be trying to make you comfortable enough to come outta the closet. Either that or she needs tutoring in modern day underwear.

Why is everyone ignoring the fact that she could possibly be hinting that he should get laid? Lol but if not, then your life sucks mate.

does it come with a matching bra too?

ThomasBombadil 31

Out of curiosity OP, what did you get your "mum" for her last birthday?